Fyllesamtal?

Hansl: I'm not drunk, but I've had a couple of beers so I'm not sober.
Jag: So...?
Hansl: Are you angry then?
Jag: No.
Hansl: I had like five beers.
Jag: A couple of beers is not five, that's like two.
Hansl: Well I had five. Are you angry then? Do you want to break up with me? I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I love you.
Jag: No, I am not angry. I don't mind. I have never asked of you not to drink.
Hansl: But I told you that I wouldn't drink anymore and now I broke that promise when I had my friends over.
Jag: I have never asked that of you. It was your own idea.

Gud ska veta att jag överanalyserar saker och ting...

Men om han tror att jag ska lämna honom för att han dricker öl - varför gör han det då?